Frat Recruiter Lives It Up, Old School Style

The Lincoln Journal Star reports that Sigma Phi Epsilon recruitment chairman, Alex Allemang, was arrested shortly after 3:00am on Thursday, July 17th–running naked through a north Lincoln neighborhod! Allemang, who was apparently celebrating his 21st birthday, allegedly was heard shouting loudly into his phone, then stripped his clothes and ran down the street in the upscale development near 17th and Humphrey streets in northwest Lincoln. Allemang continued his bare-ass run when police arrived. A K-9 unit was called to the scene to track Allemang who was later found hiding behind a home a few blocks away. He was apparently still without clothing. (Flashback to Will Ferrell’s infamous streaking incident in the popular movie “Old School”.)

Allemang found himself jailed and ticketed with the following offenses: indecent exposure (duh!), failure to comply, disturbing the peace and trespassing.

The Scarlet Project has obtained Allemang’s LPD mug shot. Fortunately, he appears to have been provided with a stylish blue jail scrub outfit.

No word from Sig Ep on Allemang’s position as recruitment chairman.

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7 Responses to Frat Recruiter Lives It Up, Old School Style

  1. Insanious says:

    What is it with people taking their clothes off at this university?

    Some colleges realize this stuff is – for the most part – harmless.

    There are more important issues in life. University Of Nebraska is quickly becoming
    the porn capital of all colleges in this country.

  2. Sig Ep Sucks Balls says:

    Sig Ep kids are getting away with too much bullshit. With the kid falling out the window last semester and now this little faggot running around the city naked, some action should be taken against Sig Ep. If it is not apparent to other people, Sig Ep is a bunch of rich little white boys whose daddies give them anything they want due to the fact that they are bitches.

  3. RichDaddy says:

    You sound really intelligent with your ‘sucks balls’ comment. Making stereotypes on other peoples economic status might be crossing the line. Although you might actually know every member and their financial situation, which I am guessing you don’t. If you are going to take low blows at Sig Ep, why don’t you look at your houses status and evaluate why Sig Ep signs more members than you, has one of the highest retention rates on campus, and had a 3.5 GPA last semester….

    Thanks

  4. Sam says:

    You almost act surprised that SigEp gets away these things. Like you said, SigEp is a bunch of rich white boys that get anything they want from their daddies. With money comes power, get use to it. Oh, and have fun being middle management for the rest of your life…

  5. Sig Ep is neat says:

    I have to live with two Sig Eps and they use curse words all the time. They live for drinking and tobacco. Not only are they destroying themselves with this abusive behavior, but I have a feeling I’m going to be cleaning up a lot of spitters around the apartment. It seems like everytime I’m around Sig Ep guys they are always using profanity and hitting on girls. If Sig Ep white boys are going to be “getting” with several hundred women a piece during college, they should consider trying to quit “raw dogging it” all the time. I don’t know how many times I’ve had to listen to girls moaning and screaming, “wrong hole”. It’s not that hard to hit the right hole, and it’s not fair to the girls. I don’t know how many stories I’ve heard from my roomates about “slaying puss”, and “beating that shit up”. I can even remember one specific incident where two frat guys got together the night before an accounting final and rocked a party with backpacks on, just in case they passed out and had to go straight to class from a girls apartment.

  6. Carter says:

    You almost act surprised that SigEp gets away these things. Like you said, SigEp is a bunch of white boys that get anything they want from their rich daddies. With money comes power, get use to it. Oh, and have fun being middle management for the rest of your lifeā€¦

  7. Mom says:

    I had two sons that were members of Sig Ep a few years ago.
    I sure wish I would have know that they had a “rich daddy”.

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